OH. HAY THAR. I DO REQUESTS & ART TRADES.

PLEASE ASK. I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER. ;_;

Requests: N/A
Art Trades: WIP

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*moans* I just ate four heaping plates...and desserts...and wine...
I love Thanksgiving...

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I'm writing irl stories. I don't think it will ever see the internet except in my own fanart towards it. Ever.

(And these are just two characters. And the BL isn't really the main part of the story. Lol. I'm just obsessed.)

Jermaine Tyler Anchoir, Male, fourteen (and a half, he insists).
Black, scruffy hair, dark brown eyes, 5'3". The RIGHT ear is pierced, if you get the drift. He's not so shy about it, and doesn't make a big deal of it.
He loves to draw he loves to write, but his writing is more compulsive and strange. When he runs out of paper, he starts writing on desks, walls, himself, sheets, floors and occasionally, other people. It's an obsessive compulsive disorder: he just has to keep writing and writing and writing! (or drawing) He doesn't draw that oddly. He's really good at what he does, but he's so shy and quiet no one ever notices him. He wears clothes that make him blend in to enhance to that effect. He's a straight A student.
He tends to play pokemon before class starts. He's a closet wrist slitter, and he's not as worried about it as he should be.
Regularly beaten and picked on by lower class bullies who have nothing better to do. He only ever cringes and complains anymore, it doesn't really hurt like it used to.
Seymour and Helena's cousin. Jermaine is the only musically inclined one- he can play the piano. Despite his wrist maiming, he's really a happy person- and proves this by chattering softly to whoever will listen to him and hugging whoever will let him.
Jermaine is far too quiet- he's never risen his voice before to anyone, not at school, not at home- you even have to listen very carefully or you might miss a word or two.
Jermaine has a fear of being shoved into lockers, since he still fits. He also has extreme astraphobia- or the fear of thunder and lightning or storms.
Jaden Caine Vermort, Male, Fifteen.
Gold blonde hair, blue eyes that somehow find a way to not be as pretty as most people with blue eyes have- just they way they look on Jaden specifically. 5'6". Multiple scars and burn marks, but none that will last very long. They're renewed often.
Jaden is a boy in therapy for being a sadist. His mother and father got him a psychiatrist because they discovered him torturing a small mouse he'd caught to death by burning it. He's also hurt humans, usually the same ones that they know if they tell, it'll be worse than when they hadn't. He's actually quite normal, but for some violent tendencies and over-protectiveness of what he considers 'his territory' (including Jermaine, to very unhealthy extents, Seymour and Helena, his OWN pets which he swears he would never harm, his room, anything he carries to and from school, any friends of Jermaine/Seymour/Helena, and their meetinghouse/clubhouse). He also loves hearing about other people's strange issues, diseases, syndromes and phobias, just to get kicks about them. Strangely enough, he can use his therapist's methods to talk to these people and give them advice- manipulated into teenage understandability.
Jaden has a mixed white, French and Italian background. His last name is pronounced Ver-more. He claims he would never hurt any person that didn't deserve it, as in he usually has a grudge, and eventually he's coaxed into not randomly tormenting animals by Jermaine, who believes they have feelings and convinces him more of such. He has never hurt his own three pets, a cat, a hamster and a horse, which he believes to have hearts.
Jaden grows close with the group because he found Jermaine playing pokemon before Computer Apps. class, and became interested because Jermaine nicknamed all of his pokemon, which he considered strange.
He vents his sadistic nature on, well, nature after most of this. He'll break down rotting trees and plant new ones. He becomes constructive.
But he also vents through Jermaine.
So in the second book, Jaden is literally put into an asylum.

When I mentioned a meeting-place/clubhouse, it's an actual PLACE. IN MY TOWN.
It may be on private property, but no one uses it at all, no one's ever there, it's peaceful, albeit a little graffiti'd, and it's got a creepy-ish past.

There are train tracks above a creek that have concrete foundations that make little squares. One of the squares is dry land and not creek. It is secluded and quiet and in the middle of a forest, so it is overrun with dirt and rocks and loose plants and hanging trees. In the story they've fixed it up a bit so it's more like a clubhouse and not just a cave though.

Anyway. The creepy-ish past is two things.
1. Once, when my friends were there without me (meanies) they found a little girl's bike handles out in the forest. They shrugged it off. Later they found the a wheel of the bike on the train tracks. We don't know anything else, but it's kind of creepy, you have to admit.
And 2. once upon a time, there wasn't the over-rise for the train, and it went the opposite direction, east I believe instead of north? I think? Anyhow, it flooded, and now the water level stays up past those original train tracks. There are phantom train tracks in the water on some days.

Anywho. If you're interested in what goes on with this story...if you ask nicely I'll type it up for you c:
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Win= Paul, Max, Richie, Misty, Dawn, Tracey (Anime Pokemon)
Silver, Yellow, Gold, Red, Blue....pretty much all the PokeSpe characters are epic win. But Silver pwns all of you. Because Sil's awesome.
Umbreon, Jolteon, Flareon (Eeveelutions)
Mew, Uxie, Mesprit, Giratina, Darkrai, Cresselia, Jirachi (Legendaries)
Torterra, Absol, Vulpix, Murkrow, Tropius, Skitty, Charizard, Torkoal, Furret, Pachirisu, Teddiursa, Kirlia, Cubone, Rattata, Zubat, Togetic, Smeargle, Skarmory, Growlithe, Poochyena, Electrike, Feraligatr, Typhlosion, Houndour, Lanturn, Zigzagoon, Beautifly, Camerupt, Luxio, Empoleon, Masquerain, Glameow, Chatot, Misdreavus, Sableye...(Pokemon in general)
Timerball is my favorite pokeball because when I order it to catch a pokemon IT DOES. >:3
CIPHER/SNAGEM IS WIN. EPIC FECKING WIN. Steal pokemon at ur own wiiiiiiiill. And Magma because they have smexy hoodies.
Orre, Johto, Sevii Islands and Kailou lol. And Eyuniko.


I know some have wrong names. I'll fix them. Meh. I just deleted some that I don't ship as much as others. I still update later. Just...

...later.

Neglectionshipping- Paul/Richie
Jailshipping- Folly/Trudly
Pokeshipping- Ash/Misty
Advanceshippnig- Ash/May
Pearlshipping- Ash/Dawn
Comashipping- Ash/Paul
Palletshipping- Ash/Gary
Contestshipping- Drew/May
Orangeshipping- Tracey/Misty
Bouldershipping- Ash/Brock
Gymshipping- Brock/Misty
Originshipping- Wallace/Steven
Callabaroshipping- Red/Yellow
PreciousMetalshipping- Gold/Silver
Honorshipping- Falkner/Morty
Penguinshipping- Dawn/Kenny
Rocketshipping- Jessie/James
Neoshipping- Butch/Cassidy
MetalBallshipping- Annie/Oakley
Sacredshipping- Morty/Eusine
Krazyshipping- Pikachu/Meowth
Tomatoshipping- Michael/Eldes
Broadcastshipping- Michael/Secc
Haleshipping- Delia/Spencer Hale
Hardenshipping- Archie/Maxie
Valleyshipping- Charizard/Charla
Teamshipping- Squirtle/Bulbasaur
Gossamershipping- Masquerain/Beautifly
Colosseumshipping- Wes/Rui
Spyshipping- Wes/Silva
Purposeshipping- Cail/Justy
Upgradeshipping- Nett/Perr
MedievalStoryshipping- Gallade/Gardevoir
Serpentineshipping- Gyarados/Milotic
Cashewshipping- Pachirisu/Teddiursa
BeautifulDisastershipping- Absol/Glaceon
Pikashipping- Ash/Pikachu
Photosynthesisshipping- Espeon/Leafeon
SingedLeafshipping- Flareon/Leafeon
ShadowStormshipping- Umbreon/Jolteon
Predictshipping- Absol/Espeon
MoonlitSeashipping- Umbreon/Vaporeon
Frostbiteshipping- Glaceon/Umbreon
BrainFreezeshipping- Glaceon/Espeon
MorningDewshipping- Vaporeon/Leafeon
DelicateDisastershipping- Kirlia/Absol
Barkshipping- Growlithe/Poochyena
Snoutshipping- Electrike/Poochyena
Tickleshipping- Eevee/Skitty
Stormwatchershipping- Jolteon/Absol
Depressingshipping- Cubone/Larvitar
Escapeshipping- Elekid/Larvitar
Nitinolshipping- Lucario/Blaziken
Longshipping- Linoone/Furret
CheerfulSignsshipping- Minun/Plusle
Transformshipping- Castform/Ditto
Nutscreamshipping- Pachirisu/Buneary
Lagomorphshipping- Buneary/Pikachu
Burnshipping- Eevee/Charmander
Mewshipping- Mew/Mewtwo
Carnivalshipping- Butler/Diane
Agateshipping- Eagun/Beluh
Revivalshipping- Eevee/Pikachu
Sorrowshipping- Ash's Pikachu/Gary's Umbreon
Tensionshipping- Harley/Drew
OutofSpiteshipping- Paul/Kenny
Jealousyshipping- Chikorita-Bayleef/Pikachu
Artistshipping- Tracey/Duplica
Artshipping- Tracey/Todd
HeatWaveshipping- Growlithe/Vulpix
Orreshipping- Wes/Michael
FrostyForestshipping- Absol/Articuno
Clarityshipping- Ralts/Mew
MichaelIAmYourFathershipping- Eldes/Lily
Fevershipping- Gardevoir/Ninetales
Jedishipping- Ardos/Eldes
Fluffytailshipping- Poochyena/Eevee
CottonCandyshipping- Swablu/Skitty
99shipping- Arcanine/Ninetales
Haganeshipping- Roark/Volkner
(Oh there's more, trust me. Plus the fact that I like any shipping and I have a guilty okayness for pedo and even cest. I'm embarrassed that I'm okay with it, but since the characters don't really exist and there's no point to arguing about it)

And yes I know some aren't right. I repeat. I'll fix them...later.

Favorite Warriors Characters- Darkstripe, Mudclaw, Breezepelt, Hawkfrost, Whitestorm, Sorreltail, Jayfeather, Rainwhisker, Leafstar, Thistleclaw.
Favorite Clan- ShadowClan/SkyClan
OCClans: Blossom, Snow, Field, Woodland, Wish, Marsh, Ocean, -Tribe of Soft Grasses-, *Empire of Rogues*
And I'm too lazy to gather my Warriors shippings; But I do like Tigerstar/Goldenflower for some reason. -shrug-

Ilu all~ I don't bite...unless you want it like that

FRIENDS. ALL OF YE. UNITE and ^5!!

...BECAUSE. I HAVE COOKIES.



Argh! I am an overobsessive yaoi fangirl -shoots self dead in the face-

I did this thing because I got bored.

1) Falkner (male)
2) Matt (male)
3) Adam (male)
4) Shawn (female)
5) Kitty (female)
6) Shinkirou (male)
7) Deseray (female)
8) Shane (male)
9) Eric (male)
10) Nick (male)

1. What if 7 (Deseray) and 4 (Shawn) kissed?
Shawn: OH MY GOD GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GIRL GERMS WHY-
Deseray: Shut up, Shawn. Someone’s playing God, and we’re going to kill them. Either that, or someone with voodoo dolls that hates us.
Shawn: Blessed Angels, getitoff, I think my face is burning off…I need my female innocence back…
Deseray: You never had innocence of any kind, Shawn. Let’s go make some blood sing.

2. Where would 2 (Matt) bury a treasure?
Kitty: Matt doesn’t have treasure. Except maybe Falkner. And the only way he wants to bury Falkner is up his-
Matt: Stfu, Kitty.

3. 6 (Shinkirou) and 10 (Nick) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?
Shawn: Uhh…Kirou and Nick are rather tranquil little things…I don’t have any idea what they’re fighting about. But if they were fighting, I assume that Nick would attack Kirou first.
Kirou: Shawn! That’s so condescending. – pout–
Shawn: Suck it, Kirou.

4. 1 (Falkner) is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5 (Kitty). Do they help 1 (Falkner)?
Kitty: Aw. Poor Falkner. Sure. I guess I’ll help Falkner. But only because the brother of my boyfriend loves him to death and Falkner is so cute. Plus I’ll just suck the blood out of whoever stole him and keep my own damn money.
Falkner: Yay.

5. Who is stronger? 6 (Shinkirou) or 8 (Shane)?
Eric: Probably Shane, but Shinkirou is a pretty epic werewolf.


6. Who is 3's (Adam) secret love?
Adam: Secret? What’s secret about it? I love Deseray.

7. Can 8 (Shane) juggle?
Shane: Wouldn’t you like to know…<_< >_>


8. 1 (Falkner) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?
Falkner: Uhh…no…Matt sates me rather well. And I don’t have any favorite actors. And Gerard Way is married.

9. What is 5 (Kitty)'s biggest fear?
Kitty: Tomatoes. Don’t ask.

10. A Meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7 (Deseray), 2 (Matt), and 10 (Nick) stop it?
Shawn: Uhh first of all, Deseray is dead, currently, Matt is struggling with his own thoughts and feelings and like…stuff…and Nick is…Nick.


Shawn: We’re all going to die.

Matt: No we’re not, bitch. You know my Dark Gift is Seek and Destroy Threats. >:C

11. Is 9 (Eric) single?
Eric: No. Nick’s my lover boy~
Nick: -/////-;

13. Does 1 (Falkner) wish this TAG was over?
Falkner: Uhh, yeah please. She dragged me away from watching Death Note to do this stupid Tag.

14. 8 (Shane) and 7 (Deseray) are dancing to the waltz. 2 (Matt) comes in and sees them.
Matt: Uhh. Okay. Have fun with that. *walks out of room* ADAM. KITTY. THEY’RE CHEATING ON YOU.
Shane: LIES, LIES AND DEFAMATION!
Deseray: We are friends…what’s wrong with friends waltzing?

15. 9 (Eric) and 5 (Kitty) go to the movies. What movie do they see?
Nick: Ehh. He’s going without me. Oh well. Think about it: A gay guy and a girl. What do they go see? *sarcastic*
Shawn: Saw 4!!
Eric: *squeals* NO.
Kitty: Nooooo. Let’s go see Ponyo or something.

16. You are attacked by 1 (Falkner) 3 (Adam), and 9 (Eric). Can you survive?
Me (Technically I’m Shawn): OHSHITNO.
-Falkner, Adam and Eric are all vampires…Shawn is a vampire, but she’s just one vampire! Eheh.-


18. Can 7 (Deseray) sing?
Deseray: Sure. I can sing.

19. A vampire bites 2 (Matt). 4 (Shawn) sees this, what do they do?
Matt: Uhh… Falkner. It’s not feeding time. Dude. Get off my neck.
Falkner: I’m hungry, damnit. I’m your seme, so submit. Now.
Shawn: ……WHUT. –Matt is 5’11.5”, Falkner is 5’4”–

20. 1 (Falkner) and 2 (Matt) are making out at 3 (Adam)’s house. 3 (Adam)’s reaction?
Adam: Get a room, you faggots. –not really caring because Matt is his twin–
Falkner: Suck dick, you “forgiving” pussy –doesn’t really care–
Adam: That’s Matt’s arena.
Falkner: Touché.
Matt: STFU.

21. 9 (Eric) and 10 (Nick) decide to challenge 4 (Shawn) and 6 (Shinkirou) to two-on-two pokemon battle!! What do the teams use?
Eric: Ninetales
Nick: Luxray
Shawn: Torterra
Kirou: Mightyena

22. Who wins that battle?
Shawn and Kirou, of course. Ninetales may be pretty and all cursey and stuff, but one Earthquake…and Luxray was dead before it touched the field with those electrical lion paws.
But Mightyena fainted from the Earthquake.

23. 9 (Eric) is found seducing 2 (Matt)! Who will be pissed, and who will be confused?
Uhh…everyone’s going to be confused. Matt is Falkner’s property, and Eric knows better than to seduce people that aren’t his
Falkner’s going to be PISSED. And Nick is going to be depressed.
Shane and Adam aren’t going to care. And neither are Kirou, Kitty, or Shawn
Deseray might scold Eric though.

24. Oh no! 4 (Shawn) killed 2 (Matt)! How and why did he/she do it?
Shawn: Well, I did it likely because Matt’s a fuckface. No question there. But how’d I do it? Well, I probably tied him up but good dressed with a bell collar, kitty ears and a tail and left him to Falkner’s will after months of sex deprivation-
Matt: DAMNIT SHAWN.

25. All the OC's get into a battle Royal. Who will win?

HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT.

Falkner is a vampire that can force your body to move (albeit jerky, but w’ev)
Matt is a vampire that seeks out any threats to himself and makes the attempt to destroy them immediately (not mine per se. Half mine. I didn’t fully make him up.)
Adam is a vampire, with suckish powers I will admit (she’s ’s don’t ask, just like most of these that we co-own with each other) of forgiveness, which is more of a curse, but he’s still a vampire
Shawn is a vampire that can read minds (me)
Kitty is a vampire that can force the truth out of you when you speak or write
Shinkirou is a werewolf who can chameleon; he blends into shadows and backgrounds
Deseray is a –momentarily dead– vampire with “seduction” powers (not mine -_-; )
Shane is a vampire with more of a curse, kindness and gentleness, but he’s still a vampire
Eric is a vampire with upped intelligence and is –momentarily– dead
Nick is a vampire with Persuasion; i.e. make you believe anything he says.

The world will end in ruin.

Let’s see… Matt would protect Falkner, obviously, and Falkner can hold his own, so that team would last a PRETTY long time.
Adam would have to be on his own since Deseray is dead, so he might be incapacitated quickly since he has stupid curse-powers
Shawn can read your next attack pattern, plus Shinkirou would make the half-hearted attempt to help her and Kitty would be on her side since they’re twins so in turn Shane would be with them, so those four would last a while since Kirou can attack from anywhere
Nick would last a pretty long time, convincing the others that they really just want to subordinate to him and don’t want to fight, but without Eric he’s kind of tipsy and slightly crazy, so he might lose it

So that takes out Adam and Nick I guess. From depression of the loss of their loved ones and Adam’s sucky Gift.

So that’s Matt and Falkner versus Shane, who can’t fight really well, Kitty, who can’t fight really well, Shawn, who can’t fight but can defend really well, and Kirou, who can’t fight but can defend really really well. And Matt is an epic fighter, and so is Falkner.

Well, Shane and Kitty wouldn’t last long. But Falkner can’t control what he can’t see, so he can’t get Kirou. But Matt could get Kirou by threat elimination, so that leaves Shawn.

Yeah.

Matt and Falkner win there.

But if Matt and Falkner had to fight?

SHITRUN.

(I want Falkner to win~ )



POKEMON TAG

BCUZ I CAN, BETCH

Question 1
Which type of Pokemon is your fave?
Answer: CRAP. Uh. Fire/Dark/Normal/Electric. Yeah.

Question 2
What is the Best Region?
Answer: ORRE + JOHTO ORRE + JOHTO ORRE + JOHTO

Question 3
Which three starters are best?
Answer: Hmm. Well, I’ll pick any of the three Kanto starters, but cyndaquil and totodile pwn, and so does torchic, and turtwig FUCKING PWNS U ALL, and piplup is kinda cute. Let’s go with Sinnoh since turtwig is fucking win.

Question 4
Which games do you have?
Answer: Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Sapphire, Ruby, Emerald, Pearl, Diamond, Platinum, PKMN snap, PKMN Stadium 1 & 2, PKMN Ranger Fiore and Almia, PKMN Battle Revolution, Hey You Pikachu, PKMN Pinball, PKMN Colosseum, PKMN Gale of Darkness, PKMN Mystery Dungeon Blue and Red, PKMN Explorers of Darkness and Explorers of Time. AND I FECKING WANT HeartGold AND SoulSilver LIKE NAO. And one day Explorers of Sky, I suppose. And meybe the Ranch thinger.

Question 5
In the games, which gender do you normally choose?
Answer: BOY coz I have a strange inability to create female characters substantially.

Question 6
Do you watch the anime?
Answer: YES

Question 7
How many seen in the pokedex of your latest game?
Answer: You mean Platinum? Prolly like only fifty

Question 8
And how many caught in that pokedex?
Answer: like....ten (pathetic lol)

Question 9
Do you even like Pokemon?
Answer: FUCK YEAH

Question 10
Do you collect the Trading Cards?
Answer: Yes, but I don’t play the card game

Question 11
If you have the Trading Cards, do you play the game or just collect?
Answer: Oh. I answered this up there. No. I just like the pretty pictuuuuuuures

Question 12
Do you have an account on Bulbapedia?
Answer: …whut’s Bulbapedia?

Question 13 (Only if you said yes on question 12)
What is your username there?
Answer: ------

Question 14
Do you have alot of Pokemon pics/stories faved?
Answer: Shat…do you even have to ask?

Question 15
Do you draw Pokemon?
Answer: Hell yeah

Quetion 16
Do you write about Pokemon?
Answer: YesIdo.

Question 17 (Only if you said yes on 14 or 15)
Are your stories/drawings faved?
Answer: Not really. NO ONE LOVES ME. ;_;

Question 18
What is your favorite Pokemon?
Answer: CRAP. Uhh. Crap. U NOE WHUT. Ditto. Because it’s any pokemon you want, betch.

Question 19
And your second favourite?
Answer: Ehhhhhhh. Torterra. Wait. Eevee. No wait. Skitty. NO WAIT. Shinx. EHHH. I can’t piiiiick.

Question 20
What is your favourite legendary?
Answer: Jirachiiiiiiii.

Question 21
And your second favourite legendary?
Answer: Raikou

Question 22
Do you know what 493 is in the National Pokedex? What is it?
Answer: ARCEUS DUH. I want a not haxed one.

Question 23
Would you rather have a Meowth or a Growlithe?
Answer: Growlithe cause they’re more epic than uuuuu.

Question 24
How many of your relatives like Pokemon?
Answer: None. ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBA THAT U EVA KNEW~

Question 25
How often do you think about Pokemon?
Answer: Like every five seconds. Three. Seven. One. …let’s go with a LOT.

Question 26
Do you keep the fact you like Pokemon from your real life friends?
Answer: NO. It’s who I aaaaaaam. Besides, most of my friends like pokemon

Question 27
What pets do you have that resemble Pokemon?
Answer: Magic mah kitteh (any cat ‘mon) Myth my mom’s cat (cat ‘mon) Ookie my steploser’s cat (cat ‘mon) Morris my grandma’s cat (cat ‘mon)

Question 28
What Pokemon do you hate most?
Answer: FUCKING BIDOOF.

Question 29
Which eeveelution do you like best?
Answer: Umbreooooooon

Question 30
Which Castform form is best?
Answer: Normal

Question 31
Which Deoxys forme is best?
Answer: Speed

Question 32
Which Giratina forme is best?
Answer: Origin

Question 33
Skymin or Shaymin?
Answer: Skymin

Question 34
Phione or Manaphy?
Answer: Manaphy

Question 35
Darkrai or Cresselia?
Answer: DUDE THAT’S SO HARD. DAMN. Uhh. Darkrai.

Question 36
Gardevoir or Gallade?
Answer: Gallade cause Gardevoir is gender confused.

Question 37
Glalie or Froslass?
Answer: Froslass

Question 38
Magmortar or Electivire?
Answer: Electivire

Question 39
Chatot or Farfetch'd?
Answer: Chatot

Question 40
Pidgey, Spearow, Taillow or Starly?
Answer: Starly....coz they’re sexier than Spearow/Pidgey/Taillow

Question 41
Latios or Latias?
Answer: Latias

Question 42
Kyogre or Groudon?
Answer: Kyogre

Question 43
Dialga or Palkia?
Answer: Dialga

Question 44
Azelf, Mesprit or Uxie?
Answer: SHAT THAT’S HARD TOO. Uhh. Shat. Uxie.

Question 45
Articuno, Zapdos or Moltres?
Answer: Articuno

Question 46
Mew or Mewtwo?
Answer: Mew

Question 47
Lugia or Ho-Oh?
Answer: CRAP. STOP GIVING ME HARD QUESTIONS. Lugia.

Question 48
Entei, Suicune or Raikou?
Answer: Raikou

Question 49
Celebi or Jirachi?
Answer: Jirachi

Question 50
LAST QUESTION: Whats the best Pokemon Game to you?
Answer: I WON’T ANSWER TIL I HAVE SS/HG >:C

ALL OF U MERE MORTALS. DO THIS QUIZ. DO EEEEET.
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END JOURNAL OF EPIC AWESOMENESS.